Saturday, June 16, 2007

I've been BANNED!!

I try to reach out to others, I try to hold on to the truth, and what do I get for my efforts??? Banishment!! Those folks over at Spirit of Vatican II certainly have a narrow idea of what it means to be Church!!

Why banned? My rating is as follows:

C+ = Extreme Clericalism
T = Traditionalism
F = Funny Languages

(I have to admit I have to redouble my efforts, I wanted more!)


Che' Lovell said...

Well Father Kyle, its me Che'. I have to say of all the people banned you were probably my favorite. Because you were the most dangerous because you are in charge of vocations and things!

I mean does everybody in Cincinnati have to ask you before they can go to the Grand Canyon or something? How does that work? Do they say, "I deserve a trip to Hawaii" and you say "Ha! No its Gatlinburg for you until you can conjugate five latin verbs?" People need time off!


Adoro te Devote said...

Don't feel bad...I only got 2 ratings, I am proud of my "O" for "Offensive - anti- womyn, etc) LOL.

But my NAME is in Latin, and I have Latin in my header, and I don't get anything for Funny Languages! I have Popes on my sidebar, but no "C" for clericalism!

What is this world coming to when someone like me who at least LOOKS like a good Catholic can't get persecuted properly????


If you haven't, go check out the NEW rating system...just went up yesterday.

Father Kyle said...

Dear Che'

I have to admit that it is quite difficult to arrange vacations for all the residents of the dear Queen City of the West. People just don't realize that there are wonderful places that they haven't visited yet, so when I order their tickets, they might be initially upset, but generally they come around afterwards.

:bangshead against doorframe:


How can you be anti-womyn??

Do you think we can start up a reverse persecution?

Sara said...


I'm upset--I mean one would think that as vocations director you would rank higher on the offensiveness meter. Shouldn't you be shooting for bigger and better things? You know, the full blown NLU rating?

I see from my parish bulletin you're scheduled for the 7:30 am Mass next Sunday. I expect you to make up for this deficiency with your homily (assuming of course I can drag myself out of bed at that awful hour). :)


Adoro te Devote said...


I'm still scratching my head over the "anti-womyn" thing, too. I just don't get it. Is that supposed to mean they're calling me a "self-hating womyn"?

Ridiculous. I LOVE being a woman!

Besides, they don't even know how to spell "woman"!