Family Style Meme

I've never done one of these, but saw the following over at Orthometer, so I knocked his beretta down into his eyes, swiped it and took off running.

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes, my middle name is my Paternal Grandfather's first name. (To save the hard decision of which grandfather to name the second son after, mom and dad had two. We each got a grandfather for a middle name.)
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I saw a wrecked Aston Martin, shame.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? It's not too bad, but others say they can't read it.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? does pepperoni count?
DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Yup - hundreds (Everyone I baptize.)
IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Sure, I bring good beer to parties.
DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? who, me?
DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yep.
WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? HECK YA!!! (Bungee, skydive, whatever!)
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Lucky Charms, but the usual is cherrios :(
DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? thats for whimps
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? just a strong ego
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? either homemade, or moose tracks
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? eyes
RED OR PINK? Red.
WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? Sound of my own voice when it is recorded.
WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Paternal grandfather.
WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? no shoes, just socks (kicked off the shoes when I got home) and blue jeans.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? A really kickbutt browny dessert the cook made.
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Area 33 on Sirius.
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Purple (GO PANTHERS!)
FAVORITE SMELLS? Either garlic or fresh lilacs.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Left a message on Mom's answering machine, but actually talked to was Fr. Ed Burns.
FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Motorsports (NOT NA$CAR!), football, cycling, about anything really.
HAIR COLOR? umm.....
EYE COLOR? Blue.
DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No, glasses.
FAVORITE FOOD? anything the cook provides.
SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Scary
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Orange.
SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter, I hate heat.
HUGS OR KISSES? hugs are ok.
FAVORITE DESSERT? is their a bad desert?
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? just finish The Secret Servant by Daniel Silva.
WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Elder Panthers.
WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? Shark Week.
FAVORITE SOUND? Corvette C6.R on full song.
ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? who?
WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Israel.
DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? none that can mention here!
WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Lima, Ohio.