Monday, March 5, 2007

Honest, it wasn't me!

Buckeye Fans and Priests

We Ohio State fans amuse ourselves by scaring every Michigan fan we see strutting down the street with that obnoxious maze & blue "M" on his shirt. We would swerve our vans as if to hit them, and then swerve back just missing them.

One day, while driving along, I saw a priest. I thought I would do a good deed so I pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going Father?"

"I'm going to give mass at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles down the road," replied the priest.

"Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!"

The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down the road. Suddenly, I saw a Michigan fan walking down the road, with that "M" shirt on and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, I swerved back into the road just in time. Even though I was certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud "THUD."

Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors but still didn't see anything. I then remembered the priest, and turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Michigan fan."

"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."


Tip to Kurt!


Kurt said...

What? Am I supposed to do that to Iowa fans in preparation for this weekend's opening round of the Big 10 Tourney??


Kasia said...

Hey now - if you're going to slag my team, at least spell the colors right! It's M-A-I-Z-E!


Kurt said...

You can't expect Ohio State fans to spell correctly. Their collective IQ is 0 after all, that's why they put it on their hats!!

Anyone see the women's Big Ten Championship game last night???