Buckeye Fans and Priests
We Ohio State fans amuse ourselves by scaring every Michigan fan we see strutting down the street with that obnoxious maze & blue "M" on his shirt. We would swerve our vans as if to hit them, and then swerve back just missing them.
One day, while driving along, I saw a priest. I thought I would do a good deed so I pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going Father?"
"I'm going to give mass at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles down the road," replied the priest.
"Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!"
The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down the road. Suddenly, I saw a Michigan fan walking down the road, with that "M" shirt on and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, I swerved back into the road just in time. Even though I was certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud "THUD."
Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors but still didn't see anything. I then remembered the priest, and turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Michigan fan."
"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."
GO BUCKS
Tip to Kurt!
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3 comments:
What? Am I supposed to do that to Iowa fans in preparation for this weekend's opening round of the Big 10 Tourney??
Go BOILERS!!
Hey now - if you're going to slag my team, at least spell the colors right! It's M-A-I-Z-E!
;-)
kasia,
You can't expect Ohio State fans to spell correctly. Their collective IQ is 0 after all, that's why they put it on their hats!!
Anyone see the women's Big Ten Championship game last night???
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