"If you were brought before a tribunal and ordered to give an account, would there be enough information to convict you of being a follower of Christ?"
- Archbishop Daniel E. Pilarczyk, Homily for Good Friday
"Why does beef always sound so much better on days when you can't have it?"
- Fr. James Bramlage, while trying to scrounge together some lunch
"Well, I could either take a nap, or watch basketball. Neither one sounds too penitential."
- Fr. Kyle E. Schnippel, after completing said lunch